A friend of mine, a Mellors, compiled a selection of his ‘legends’ into an image and it looked like something that i could do to, so i did.
The above image contains the upper half of Major Victory – my favourite Superhero that doesn’t exist, the faces of Ed Norton and Christopher Walken – a fine pair of actors who show the rest of the acting world what performing really is, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul – the man who will save America, Steven Colbert – an advocate of Truthiness and representative of the entire United States, and that gentleman on the bottom there is my last Drama Teacher – he taught me Drama!
I saw the trailer for ‘I Am Legend’ the 3rd attempt of a film for the book about the last man earth who isn’t actually the last man on earth, and i thought “aaaaaw maaaan, you cant blow up the Brooklyn bridge, thats not right!” cos you cant blow up the Brooklyn bridge, i love that bridge, it’s a great bridge, it has a Dunkin’ Donut’s at one end and an ambulance at the other, it’s perfect. and what’s more, I’ve walked across that bridge, I don’t wanna think of it blowing up. it’s just 250meters away from where i came up with the idea for ‘pimp my blimp’!
but you wanna know what the worst thing was when i saw that trailer? well it’s not your choice, i’ll go on, the worst thing was that when i saw that trailer, I thought it was a sequel to ‘the persuit of happiness’ how sick am I?
i need places to go, i’m getting bored of here.
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