Your previous performances as a complete idiot, have intrigued me to conspire new plans concerning our relationship. from this point onwards, i ask that you would never do anything again ever, so that i will never ever have to hear about you. for ideals, i think that you should just go ahead and try topping yourself again, I’m not surprised that you tried to do it in the first place!
well thats all i have to say, you don’t really deserve a full blown hate letter, to make things easier for you, because you are tarded, i will summarize the hole letter in 2 words: Please Die!
yours truly
McKlatch
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