The Advantages and Disadvantages of Cloning
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Today Sux
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Celebrity Big Brother
There is a distinct lack of celebrities contained within recent editions of celebrity big brother. i think i should choose the celebrities (and assume that they will automatically participate in the game). this is my list:(Blast, i have to choose...
My Whole Weekend
Saturday 11:45Woke up successfully after 19 and a half failed attempts.12:05Traveled in a cyan Renault Laguna to a nearby restaurant.12:15Arrived at Frankie and Bennies (i refuse to call it ‘Bennies’, i’m not Jewish)12:20Ordered a ‘New English Breakfast’ and a Coca...
I Would Run, (as far as i can)
heres the list, that i know of. there isn’t actually a comprehensive list on another website. despite the elaborate series of tubes.now – here is the list, taking on the elaborate colors of the ever ascending star spangled banner!Barack Obama...
Life Goes As Fast As Your Phone Rings
My phone broke yesterday. my Motorola V3-RAZR broke!it was in a fight it was. he kicked the back o’ me knee so dat ah fell over, then there was punchin’ kicken’, grabbin’ (not as good as it sounds), at one...
The Immaculate Series of Tubes
the internets is a series of tubes, each tube is connected to another tube, or maybe two. or maybe more.a tube can be directly attached to up to 8 and a half other tubes. every single one of the internet’s...
Good Timing (Part 2)
before reading this part, please make sure that you have read Part 1. Thankyou!The third dimension of time,the visual representation, as you may have guessed by now, is a cube!The only addition to the time traveler’s abilities here is that...
Good Timing (part 1)
Time is not in lines, nor is it in circles. I’ve heard the excuse that “clocks are round, so time must go in circles” and it’s wrong. Time is in arcs! Should one invent the time machine, the time traveler...
Yuppurz
I googled myself today,in the list i discovered that the top entry was this very blog, i like this, it’s like having my own website. When Steven Colbert googled himself all he got was wikipedia! that n00b, his wife is...