i know time stops when I’m not blogging, but don’t let that hinder you, for if you read this blog you begin to comprehend the idea of being outside of time!
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When i played the part of Satan in Steven Berkoff’s ‘Messiah’ i decided to unroll the character as an American televangelist. i put on the accent and i carried a microphone. o the humor in the idea!
My school only promotes Homosexuality!
My life is officially better than yours* – There is a flash game of the place where I used to work!
I would be ok with wondering around in a shirt that declares my love for Ally McBeal without me knowing it!
A motorized rotating living room definitely costs more than a PSP (a handheld games console)
The punishment for copyright theft should be execution
Major Victory Remains at the top of my favorite obscure superheroes list!
I am taller than most film actors – respect me
The cake was the manifest of icing and various sponges, but not sea sponges. That could be dangerous! I’ve heard that they can reform into a supersponge inside you. – Actually, there was only one type of sponge, her name was Vicky.
I am so happy to have such an amazing girlfriend right now 😀
Writing a blog has increased the size of my youknowwhat*, I’m gonna get a great job working for google!
